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	Name:	HubCap -
	Subject:	98 and no enemies
	Date:	12/13/2009 2:41:31 AM

Lets hope this happens to all of us!
>
> 98 and no enemies - human interest story
>
>
> All of us should live so long as to be this kind of old lady!
>
> Toward the end of Sunday service,
> the Minister asked,
> ' How many of you have forgiven your enemies? '
> 80% held up their hands.
>
> The Minister then repeated his question.
> All responded this time,
> except one small elderly lady.
>
> 'Mrs. Neely?';
> ' Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?
>
> I don't have any.
> 'She replied, smiling sweetly.
>
> 'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual.
> How old are you? '
>
> 'Ninety-eight, 'she replied.
> The congregation stood up
> and clapped their hands.
>
> 'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years
> & not have an enemy in the world? '
>
> The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, ' I outlived the bitches. '

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