Colonoscopy 
 
 
 
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, 
trying to decide who was the one in charge. 
 
 
 
"I should be in charge," said the 
brain 
, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen." 
 
 
 
"I should be in charge," said the 
blood 
, "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away." 
 
"I should be in charge," said the 
stomach 
," Because I process food and give all of you energy." 
 
 
 
"I should be in charge," said the 
legs 
, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go." 
 
 
 
"I should be in charge," said the 
eyes 
, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes." 
 
 
 
 
"I should be in charge," said the 
rectum, 
 "Because I'm responsible for waste removal." 
 
All the other 
body parts 
laughed at the rectum 
and insulted him, 
so in a huff, he shut down tight. 
Within a few days, the 
brain 
 had a terrible headache, 
the 
stomach 
 was bloated, 
the 
legs 
 
got wobbly, 
the 
eyes 
 got watery, 
and the 
blood 
 was toxic. 
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss 
. 
The Moral of the story? 
 
 
Even though the others do all the work... 
The a** hole is usually in charge