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	Name:	HubCap -
	Subject:	LADY'S YEARLY EXAM
	Date:	3/20/2009 10:37:39 AM

LADY'S YEARLY EXAM

Went to the doctor for my yearly physical.

The nurse starts with certain basics.

How much do you weigh?' she asks. '135,' I say.

The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.

The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 4,' I say.

The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'2'.

She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.

'Of course it's high!' I scream, 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!'

She put me on Prozac. What a bitch.

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LADY'S YEARLY EXAM - HubCap - 3/20/2009 10:37:39 AM

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