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	Name:	HubCap -
	Subject:	Guts vs. Balls
	Date:	5/8/2009 6:28:57 AM

We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really
know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, and
to alleviate further confusion, the following definitions are listed
below:

GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt
and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically
speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately
result in death.

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Guts vs. Balls - HubCap - 5/8/2009 6:28:57 AM

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