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Name:   Old Diver The author of this post is registered as a member - Email Member
Subject:   Transport
Date:   1/28/2019 9:34:27 PM

They give you a emergency lecture before the flight that if we have to exit the aircraft just jump, count to 10 and pull your ripcord. 

On this one flight the plane cayght fire. "Everybody out," the Captain screamed.

   First man jumped and said, "1,2,3,4,5,6,7, 8, 9,10" and pulled his ripcord. Good canopy.

  Just then the second man passed him saying, "ta, ta, ta, uh , two!"

 

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