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Maverick
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Joke of the Day
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4/9/2007 4:44:25 PM
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Had to share ROFLMAO after I read this one. May be old but I have never seen it before today.
Little girl asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk > > > >around the block?" > > > >Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat." > > > >"What's that mean?" asked the child. > > > >"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage." > > > > > > > >The little girl goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may I take > > > >Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom, but she said the > > > >dog was in heat, and to come to you." > > > >Dad said, "Bring Belle over here." > > > >He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's > > > >backside with it to disguise the scent, and said "OK, you can go > > > >now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go one time round the > > > >block." > > > > > > > >The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog > > > >on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked, "Where's Belle?" > > > > > > > >(YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!! ) > > > > > > > >The little girl said, "She ran out of gas about halfway down the > > > >block, so another dog is pushing her home." > >
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