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Name:   PC Al The author of this post is registered as a member - Email Member
Subject:   oldie but goodie
Date:   10/14/2006 10:38:39 AM

A man went to the doctor's office to get a double dose of Viagra. The doctor told him that he couldn't allow him a double dose.

"Why not?" asked the man.

"Because it's not safe," replied the doctor.

"But I need it really bad," said the man.

"Well, why do you need it so badly?" asked the doctor.

The man said, "My girlfriend is coming into town on Friday; my ex-wife will be here on Saturday; and my wife is coming home on Sunday. Can't you see? I must have a double dose."

The doctor finally relented saying, "Okay, I'll give it to you, but you have to come in on Monday morning so that I can check you to see if there are any side effects."

On Monday, the man dragged himself in; his arm in a sling. The doctor asked, "What happened to you?"

The man said, "No one showed up".
Other messages in this thread:View Entire Thread
So Quiet - How bout a joke - PC Al - 10/13/2006 11:45:03 PM
     So Quiet - How bout a joke - Maverick - 10/13/2006 11:54:19 PM
     I Should Not Do This - Feb - 10/13/2006 11:57:21 PM
          LMAO - Maverick - 10/13/2006 11:59:07 PM
               LMAO - Lakeman - 10/14/2006 6:21:14 AM
                    oldie but goodie - jawjagal - 10/14/2006 7:25:24 AM
                         oldie but goodie - BigFoot - 10/14/2006 8:37:32 AM
                              oldie but goodie - PC Al - 10/14/2006 10:38:39 AM
                                   oldie but goodie - BigFoot - 10/14/2006 11:38:38 AM
     So Quiet - How bout a joke - Ulysses E. McGill - 10/14/2006 12:12:39 PM
          So Quiet - How bout a joke - Drewski - 10/16/2006 11:58:19 AM
     So Quiet - How bout a joke - BamaBob3 - 10/16/2006 3:13:27 PM
          So Quiet - How bout a joke - Feb - 10/16/2006 4:01:47 PM
               So Quiet - How bout a joke - JIM - 10/16/2006 4:34:49 PM
     So Quiet - How bout a joke - WSMS - 10/16/2006 4:18:33 PM
          So Quiet - How bout a joke - BamaBob3 - 10/16/2006 5:31:33 PM
               So Quiet - How bout a joke - Lakeman - 10/16/2006 10:57:30 PM
     So Quiet - How bout a joke - Lakeman - 10/16/2006 11:32:26 PM
     So Quiet - How bout a joke - ot - 10/17/2006 11:14:21 AM



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