Name:   au67 - Subject:   Job openings Date:   4/24/2019 6:37:19 PM

As the majestic green train arrived in Vladivostok, Russia, the departing door for Kim Jong Un's car did not align with the red carpet the Russians had laid out.  Engineer reversed course with trembling hands on the controls.  Door still did not line up with red carpet  even though nork valet in white gloves was stammering out "Whoa! Whoa!"  Firing squad that shot several members of the recently failed Trump/Kim summit are in the process of reloading.