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	Name:	Lifer -
	Subject:	my Dog
	Date:	1/4/2010 3:03:17 PM

ü My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day.

ü He has his food prepared for him.

ü He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365.

ü His meals are provided at no cost to him..

ü He visits the Doctor once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.

ü For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.

ü He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.

ü If He makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.

ü He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.

ü He receives these accommodations absolutely free.

ü He is living like a king, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.

ü All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head,

Holy Chit, my dog is a Democrat!

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my Dog - Lifer - 1/4/2010 3:03:17 PM

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