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Name:
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HubCap
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New Alphabet
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9/21/2009 8:16:01 AM
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> New Alphabet > A is for apple, and B is for boat, > That used to be right, but now it won't float! > Age before beauty is what we once said, > But let's be a bit more realistic instead. > > > > > Now > The Alphabet: > > > A's for arthritis; > B's the bad back, > C's the chest pains, > > Perhaps car-d-iac? > > > D is for dental decay and decline, > E is for eyesight, can't read that top line! > F is for fissures and fluid retention > G is for gas which I'd rather not mention. > > > H High blood pressure--I'd rather it low > > I for incisions with scars you can show. > J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend, > K is for knees that crack when they bend. > L for libido, what happened to sex? > M is for memory, I forget what comes next. > N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low > O is for osteo, bones that don't grow! > > P for prescriptions, I have quite a few, > Just give me a pill, I'll be good as new! > Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu? > R is for reflux, one meal turns to two. > > > > S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears, > T is for Tinnitus, bells in my ears! > U is for urinary, troubles with flow; > V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy', you know. > > > W for worry, NOW what's going 'round? > X is for x-ray, and what might be found. > Y for another year I'm left here behind, > Z is for zest I still have-- in my mind. > > > > > I've survived all the symptoms, my body's > deployed, > And I'm keeping twenty-six doctors fully > employed!!! > > > > HAVE A GREAT DAY!!! >
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