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	Name:	HubCap -
	Subject:	Great Things About Getting Old
	Date:	1/31/2010 4:33:56 AM

Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.

Your eyes won't get much worse.

Adult diapers are actually kind of convenient.

Things you buy now won't wear out.

No one expects you to run into a burning building..

There's nothing left to learn the hard way.

Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.

In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

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Great Things About Getting Old - HubCap - 1/31/2010 4:33:56 AM

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