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	Name:	HubCap -
	Subject:	: Distracted Driving Incident
	Date:	8/21/2012 12:42:54 PM

> This morning on the Interstate,
> I looked over to my left and there was a
> Woman
>
> In a brand new
> Cadillac
>
> Doing 65 mph
>
>
> With her
> Face up next to her
>
> Rear view mirror
>
> Putting on her eyeliner.
>
> I looked away
> For a couple seconds...
> to continue shaving
>
> And when I looked back she was
>
> Halfway over in my lane,
>
>
> Still working on that makeup.
>
> As a man,
>
> I don't scare easily.
> But she scared me so much;
> I had to put on my seat belt
> and
> I dropped
> My electric shaver
>
>
> Which knocked
>
> The donut
> Out of my other hand.
>
> In allThe confusion of trying
> To straighten out the car
>
>
> Using my knees against
> The steering wheel,
>
>
> It knocked
>
> My Cell Phone
>
>
> Away from my ear
>
>
> Which fell
>
>
> Into the coffee
>
> Between my legs!
>
>
> Splashed,
>
>
> And burned
>
>
> Big Jim and the Twins,
>
>
> Ruined the damn phone,
>
> Soaked my trousers,
>
>
> And disconnected an
> Important call.
>
> Damn women drivers!

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: Distracted Driving Incident - HubCap - 8/21/2012 12:42:54 PM

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