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	Name:	HubCap -
	Subject:	Mexican maid
	Date:	12/23/2012 4:07:49 AM

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.

The wife was very upset about this, and decided to talk

to her about the raise. She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"

Maria: "Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze."

"The first is that I iron better than you."

Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"

Maria: "Jor huzban he say so."

Wife: "Oh yeah?"

Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you."

Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

Maria: "Jor hozban did."

Wife, increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?"

Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed."

Wife: Really boiling now and through gritted teeth asked, "And did my husband say that as well?"

Maria: "No Señora… the gardener did."

Wife: "So, how much do you want?"

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Mexican maid - HubCap - 12/23/2012 4:07:49 AM

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