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HubCap
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Gotta LOVE this Answer
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1/5/2013 5:05:47 AM
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Gotta LOVE this Answer....
Employee : Excuse me sir, may I talk to you? Boss : Sure, come on in… What can I do for you? Employee : Well sir, as you know, I have been an employee of this prestigious firm for over ten years. Boss : Yes. Employee : I won't beat around the bush. Sir, I would like a raise. I currently have four companies after me and so I decided to talk to you first. Boss : A raise? I would love to give you a raise, but this is just not the right time. Employee : I understand your position, and I know that the current economic down turn has had a negative impact on sales, but you must also take into consideration my hard work, pro-activeness and loyalty to this company for over a decade.. Boss : Taking into account these factors, and considering I don't want to start a brain drain, I'm willing to offer you a ten percent raise and an extra five days of vacation time. How does that sound? Employee : Great! It's a deal Thank you, sir! Boss : Before you go, just out of curiosity, what companies are after you? Employee : Oh,the Electric Company, Gas Company, Water Company and the Mortgage Company!
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