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HubCap
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Surgeons
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3/19/2009 6:09:39 AM
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Five surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon, from New York , says, I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.
The second, from Chicago , responds, Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is color coded. The third surgeon, from Dallas , says, No, I really think librarians are the best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order.
The fourth surgeon, from Los Angeles chimes in: You know, I like construction workers...Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over.
But the fifth surgeon, from Washington , DC shut them all up when he observed: You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, no spine, and the head and the *ss are interchangeable
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