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	Name:	HubCap -
	Subject:	THE PASTOR'S A##
	Date:	5/4/2009 6:58:27 AM

THE PASTOR'S A##

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The
pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again,
and it won again.

The local paper read:

PASTOR'S A## OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered
the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day, the
local paper headline read:

BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S A##.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get
rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby
convent. The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following
headline the next day:

NUN HAS BEST A## IN TOWN.

The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid
of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10. The next day the paper
read:

NUN SELLS A## FOR $10.

This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back
the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next
day the headlines read:

NUN ANNOUNCES HER A## IS WILD AND FREE.

The bishop was buried the next day.
The moral of the story is . . . being concerned about public opinion
can bring you much grief and misery . . even shorten your life.

So be yourself and enjoy life. Stop worrying about everyone
else's a## and you'll be a lot happier and live longer!

Have a nice day!

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