(Corpus Christi, Texas Specific)
0 messages
Updated
Lakes Online Forum
83,663 messages
Updated 6/10/2024 6:28:47 PM
Lakes Online Forum
5,197 messages
Updated 6/10/2024 5:39:11 AM
(Corpus Christi, Texas Specific)
0 messages
Updated
Lakes Online Forum
4,170 messages
Updated 6/10/2024 6:29:37 PM
Lakes Online Forum
4,261 messages
Updated 5/28/2024 6:31:10 AM
Lakes Online Forum
2,977 messages
Updated 6/10/2024 6:30:23 PM
Lakes Online Forum
98 messages
Updated 4/15/2024 1:00:58 AM
|
|
|
|
Name:
|
HubCap
- 
|
|
Subject:
|
Guts vs. Balls
|
|
Date:
|
5/8/2009 6:28:57 AM
|
|
We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really
know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, and
to alleviate further confusion, the following definitions are listed
below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt
and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically
speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately
result in death.
|
|
Reply
Back
Search
Jokes Forum
»
Texas Coast
»
Corpus Christi, Texas
Login
|
Home
