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Name:   HARRY The author of this post is registered as a member - Email Member
Subject:   Oops
Date:   2/27/2018 4:14:30 PM

A man received the following text from his neighbor: I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I don't get it at my house, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again. The husband, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife. A few moments later, a second text came in: Auto-correct. I meant "wifi" not "wife."

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Oops - HARRY - 2/27/2018 4:14:30 PM



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