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LonghornBoater
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Just following Instructions
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4/11/2016 4:44:12 PM
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Fwd: FW: Sometimes Seniors Don't Understand Instructions...
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From: Jane Marshall <bjtmarshall@gmail.com>
Date: Mon, Apr 4, 2016 at 9:30 AM
Subject: Fwd: FW: Sometimes Seniors Don't Understand Instructions...
To: "Belote, Marilla" <marilla.belote@yahoo.com>, Bobra Brinkley <bbrinkley.1@att.net>, "Brooks, Marty" <fvbrooks@comcast.net>, "Claiborne, Tina" <claibornes@comcast.net>, "Curtis, Mickey" <crcurtis2@comcast.net>, "Foster, Pam" <buglady80@comcast.net>, "Fox, Carlene" <fox.carlene@yahoo.com>, "Givens, Pat" <pdgivens@hotmail.com>, "Hill, Cindi" <chill64794@aol.com>, "McRee, Dena" <mcrch@aol.com>, "Yates, Brenda" <bmattoxyates@bellsouth.net>, "Tucker, Linda" <Linda.Tucker@volstate.edu>, "Tucker, Karen" <KTucker@sumnercoop.com>, "Tucker, Sherry" <sherry-tucker@att.net>, "Tucker, Drew" <satucker4@gmail.com>, "Marshall, Doug" <dmarshall1831@gmail.com>, "Parker, Carole" <caroleparker1@yahoo.com>
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From: Julie English <jtenglish@bcbsal.org>
Date: Mon, Apr 4, 2016 at 9:06 AM
Subject: FW: Sometimes Seniors Don't Understand Instructions...
To: "bigdaddyjpt@gmail.com" <bigdaddyjpt@gmail.com>, "kimobrown66@gmail.com" <kimobrown66@gmail.com>, "Donny Richardson (jenadad2@yahoo.com)" <jenadad2@yahoo.com>, Jane Marshall <bjtmarshall@gmail.com>
I assume we are all ‘More Mature’ or one that appreciates Seniors problems....This is why you should really listen to your doctors instructions.
I went to my nearby CVS Pharmacy, straight to the back, where the Pharmacists' high counter is located.
I took out my little brown bottle, along with a teaspoon, and set them up on the counter. The Pharmacist came over, smiled, and asked if he could help me. I said, "Yes! Could you please taste this for me?" Seeing a senior citizen, the Pharmacist went along.
He took the spoon, put a tiny bit of the liquid on it, put it on his tongue and swilled it around. Then, with a stomach-churning look on his face, he spat it out on the floor and began coughing. When he finally was finished, I looked him right in the eye and asked, "Now, does that taste sweet to you?"
The Pharmacist, shaking his head back and forth with a venomous look in his eyes yelled, "HELL NO!!!"
I said, "Oh, thank God! That's a real relief! My doctor told me to have a Pharmacist test my urine for sugar!"
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