Name:   lakngulf - Subject:   Souper Bowl Date:   1/14/2013 3:16:26 PM

Seems the super bowl promoters were having problems getting good commercials this year.  In desperation, they contacted our Webmaster for some help.  Often the actual games leave a lot to be desired, but at least we have these "Souper Bowel" commericals to look forward to.

1.  Lake Marting Redneck Yatch Club....gingham style flash mob event at Cathouse Marine, promoting Traeger grills, on site winterizing, bass boats and ho's hangers
   
2.  SummerPlace...carefully arranges his Crystal Balls, life size Saban pictures, Daniel Moore paintings, and a blowup Big Al on top of the Tiki Bar.  The illumination from the display is so bright that Terry Henley across the lake has faulty depth perception and crashes his pontoon

3.  Martiniman as BP Oil spokesman on the gulf beach.  He discreetly sifts tar balls out of the sand, stuffs them in the gas tank of a rental SeaDoo, and says "Just park it in the sun so the tar can melt and you are good to go"

4.  John C's video of how to make a video

5.  Faithful followers give testimony of how McGill's List saved the day for them.  The grill to buy, where to dine, insurance, gravel, weather, boat maintenance, pizza, nonethonal gas...you name it you can find it in McGill's List

6.  BigFoot promotes March Madness bracket competition and Football-palooza.  His winning slogan:  "This is Vegas on Pepto Bismol."

7.  Nancy Christine II   Seeks subcriptions to her Anti-Government Drone Report.  She does not reveal all her secrets but shows just enough counter intelligent camera surverillance with seemingly harmless toy aircraft to overload the servers at Hanover.com. 

8.  Lil Talisi goes viral with videos from last summer's Camp Mo.  When his boat will not crank (hmmmm was Cat the last one to work on it) Mema and Opa are seen paddling a Jon Boat trying to pull a tube full of grandkids

9.  Tarpon and Feb join with Hodja and Mack to run the Obama Headquarters for Gun Control.  The POTUS realizes a "failure to communicate" when he visits their site, and finds them teaching thousands how to "control" a weapon when aiming at a target. 
 
10.  DirtDiva campaigns to be the next GoDaddy.com spokesperson, as she dances to Little Big Town's "Pontoon", and tries to explain "motorboatin'"


Be sure and watch and vote for your favorite at YouGottaBeKiddingMe.com