Name:   Old Diver - Subject:   A Yardbird Private Date:   5/30/2022 12:35:40 PM

   One private was such a screwup that they put him on permant clean uo detail. He wandered around picking up paper. He would pick up a piece of paper and examine both sides and say, "That ain't it." He continued to do this day after day. "That ain't it. That ain't it"

    Then one day the Army said he was hopeless and decided to discharge him. He ambled into the H Q and they then handed him his discharge. He picked it up, examined both sides and said "That's it!"