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CAT BOAT
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Opps, CATs version.....
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11/25/2009 2:18:39 PM
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Four forum members spent weeks planning the perfect football outing for an away game between the Auburn Tigers and the Alabama Crimson Tide.
Two days before the group is to leave FEB's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. FEB's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do?
On game day, two days later, the three get to the stadium site only to find FEB already sitting in his seat with a bottle of Boones' Farm in one hand and a cigarette in the other.
"Damn FEB, how long you been here, and how did you talk HOUND into letting you go?"
"Well, I've been here since yesterday. The other evening, I was sitting in my chair and HOUND came up behind me and put her hands over my glasses and said 'guess who'?"
I pulled HOUNDS hands off and she was wearing a gallon of wrestling oil. HOUND took my hand and led me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles, oiled down plastic sheets and rose petals all over. On the bed HOUND had handcuffs and ropes! She told me "FEB please tie me up and cuff me to the bed". So I did.
And then HOUND said "Now, do whatever you want."
So here I am!!!
Cat's version sounds better. Thanks HUBCAP for the laugh.
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