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	Name:	HubCap -
	Subject:	APHORISM
	Date:	11/30/2009 6:34:54 AM

>> APHORISM: A SHORT, POINTED SENTENCE EXPRESSING A WISE OR
>> CLEVER OBSERVATION OR A GENERAL TRUTH
>>
>>
>> 1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts
>> tomorrow.
>>
>>
>> 2. Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag
>> his tail.
>>
>>
>> 3. If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have
>> any sense.
>>
>>
>>
>> 4.. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
>>
>>
>> 5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep
>> water.
>>
>>
>> 6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of
>> the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
>>
>>
>> 7. Business conventions are important because they demonstrate
>> how many people a company can operate without.
>>
>>
>> 8. Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than
>> everyone else looks?
>>
>>
>> 9. Scratch a cat and you will have a permanent job.
>>
>>
>> 10. No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to
>> buy a car.
>>
>>
>> 11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.
>>
>>
>> 12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number
>> at 4 AM. It could be a right number.
>>
>>
>> 13. No one ever says 'It's only a game.' when their team is
>> winning.
>>
>>
>> 14. I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.
>>
>>
>> 15. Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're
>> going to like it.
>>
>>
>> 16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the
>> same size bucket.
>>
>>
>> 17. Do you realize that in about 20 years, we'll have thousands
>> of old ladies running around with tattoos? (And rap music will be the
>> Golden Oldies!)
>>
>>
>> 18. Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more
>> comfortable to cry in a Corvette than in a Yugo.
>>
>>
>> 19. After 50, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you are
>> probably dead!!
>>
>>
>> 20. Always be yourself because the people that matter don't mind,
>> and the ones who mind, don't matter.

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APHORISM - HubCap - 11/30/2009 6:34:54 AM

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