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Name:   architect The author of this post is registered as a member - Email Member
Subject:   Perfection
Date:   12/14/2009 9:14:24 PM

The preacher is well in to a stem winding sermon describing and praising the perfect life and acts of Jesus. He shouts out to the congregation that no one in history ever had or ever would approach the perfection of Jesus Christ. He demands to know can anyone in the congregation name any man who even came close to such a perfect life. A man at the back of the church meekley raises his hand. The preacher roars "please tell us of any man you have ever known or heard of who can rival the perfection of our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ". The man quietly replys "Based on what I've been told my, wife's late first husband was such a man".
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Perfection - architect - 12/14/2009 9:14:24 PM



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