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HubCap
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Border Crossings
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1/1/2010 5:52:53 AM
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Border Crossings, let's clarify the situation!
> > IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
> > YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOR.
> > IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
> > YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.
> > IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY,
> > YOU GET SHOT.
> > IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
> > YOU WILL BE JAILED.
> > IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY
> > YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.
> > IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
> > YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.
> > IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY
> > YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.
> > IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET
> > A JOB,
> > A DRIVERS LICENSE,
> > SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,
> > WELFARE,
> > FOOD STAMPS,
> > CREDIT CARDS,
> > SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
> > FREE EDUCATION,
> > FREE HEALTH CARE,
> > A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON
> > BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR LANGUAGE
> > THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT
> > AND, IN MANY INSTANCES, YOU CAN VOTE.
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