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	Name:	architect -
	Subject:	Lost on an island
	Date:	1/2/2010 8:36:57 AM

A young boy of 6 falls frome a cruise ship and washes up alive on an uninhabited island. He survives by learning how to survive. 12 years pass until he sees a raft off shore. Upon swimming out he discovers the single occupant is a beautiful woman of about 25. He brings her to shore. She tearfully thanks the teenager and they sit on the sand looking out to sea. After a few minutes of contemplating her likely future, she asks how he survives on this tiny island. His response is that the first priority must always be food. He explains that every day he must feed himself by picking coconuts, spearing fish or digging clams. After several minutes of silence she asked what he does for pleasure and whether he ever has any physical needs or desires. He responds that he doesn't understand what she is talking about.She removes her clothes and says she will show him. After a long bout of love making they each roll over and stare exhausted at the setting sun. She asks "Well what do you think of that?" He replys "I would love to do that again sometime but I'm really afraid it might damage my clam digger".

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