Jokes: The 19th hole.
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Name:   CAT BOAT The author of this post is registered as a member - Email Member
Subject:   The 19th hole.
Date:   1/6/2010 9:59:42 PM

Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, an old golfer walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender who is serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled golfers. She glides down behind the bar to the old golfer.
"Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "May I help you?"
The old golfer leans over the bar an whispers, "I was wondering, young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs? "She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs: "Yes Sir , I sure am." The old golfer leans closer and into her left ear and says softly, "Well, wash your hands real *%$^* good because I want a cheeseburger."
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The 19th hole. - CAT BOAT - 1/6/2010 9:59:42 PM
     Another golfer story.... - rude evin - 1/7/2010 11:06:58 AM



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