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HubCap
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Choosing A Wife
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1/10/2010 10:46:24 AM
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> A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among
three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to
see what they do with the money.
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> The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon
gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very
nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive
for him because she loves him so much.
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> The man was impressed.
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> The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set
of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As
she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him
because she loves him so much.
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> Again, the man is impressed.
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> The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several
times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a
joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she
loves him so much.
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> Obviously, the man was impressed
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> The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with
the money he'd given her.
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> Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
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> Men are like that, you know.
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> There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today
than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large
elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no
recollection of what to do with them.
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