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Most of you know I have many Parrots and I love a good parrot joke. well here is a oldey but a goody.
A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All they can say is, 'Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna get it on?"
"That's terrible!" exclaimed the priest. "But I think I can help. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and I will put them with my two male parrots whom I taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your female parrots will learn to praise and worship."
The next day, the woman brought her female parrots to the priest's house. His two male parrots were holding rosary beads and quietly praying in their cage. The woman put her two female parrots in the cage with the male parrots. The females said, "Hi, we're prostitutes. Wanna get it on?"
After they were out of the room the old male parrot looked over at the other young male parrot and exclaimed "Put the damn rosary away Pauly, our prayers have been answered !"
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