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	Name:	Kizma Anuice -
	Subject:	help from Lake Watchers
	Date:	1/26/2010 8:47:05 AM

it is defiantly there. It is primarily attracted to jetski riders. It also has been know to attack proponents of the boat ban.
Nose plugs and closing ones eyes does not work.
It can only be combated by mass quantities of beer and groups of naked women.

If you cannot get groups of naked women and mass quantities of beer, you should sell your new home to someone who can, at half of what it cost you to build it.

It might be hard to do this when the word gets out, because there are not that many people who can provide groups of naked women and mass quantities of beer.

If you intend to keep your home, you should contact Cat about purchasing a Ho's Hangout. That way you would have a leg up on the naked women part.

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help from Lake Watchers - laureleg - 1/25/2010 11:17:37 PM

help from Lake Watchers - Nancy Christine II - 1/25/2010 11:41:19 PM

help from Lake Watchers - Maddog - 1/26/2010 6:23:59 AM

help from Lake Watchers - Kizma Anuice - 1/26/2010 8:47:05 AM

help from Lake Watchers - WarEggle - 1/26/2010 8:49:52 AM

help from Lake Watchers - Summer Lover - 1/26/2010 8:58:32 AM

help from Lake Watchers - Nancy Christine II - 1/26/2010 9:04:14 AM

help from Lake Watchers - GoneFishin - 1/26/2010 9:12:14 AM

help from Lake Watchers - Summer Lover - 1/26/2010 10:44:59 AM

help from Lake Watchers - Kudzilla - 1/27/2010 7:46:17 AM

help from Lake Watchers - redleg6 - 1/27/2010 7:19:24 PM

help from Lake Watchers - laureleg - 1/27/2010 9:54:41 PM

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