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HubCap
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Aunt Karen
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1/28/2010 5:14:24 AM
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> The teacher gave her fifth-grade class an assignment: get
> their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end
> of it.
>
> The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell
> their stories.
>
> Ashley said, "My father's a farmer, and we have a lot of
> egg-laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market
> in a basket on the front seat of the car when we hit a big
> bump in the road and all the eggs went flying and broke and
> made a mess."
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> "What's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher.
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> "Don't put all your eggs in one basket!"
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> "Very good," said the teacher.
>
> Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, "Our family are
> farmers too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. We
> had a dozen eggs one time, but when they hatched we only got
> ten live chicks, and the moral to this story is, 'Don't
> count your chickens before they're hatched.'"
>
> "That was a fine story, Sarah. Michael, do you have a story
> to share?"
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> "Yes, my daddy told me this story about my Aunt Karen. Aunt
> Karen was a flight engineer in the Gulf War and her plane
> was hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all
> she had was a bottle of whiskey, a machine gun, and a
> machete. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it
> wouldn't break and then she landed right in the middle of a
> hundred enemy troops. She killed seventy of them with the
> machine gun until she ran out of bullets. Then she killed
> twenty more with the machete until the blade broke. Then she
> killed the last ten with her bare hands."
>
> "Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "what kind of
> moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?"
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> "Don"t f--k with Aunt Karen when she's been drinking!"
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