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	Name:	HubCap -
	Subject:	Tickle Me Elmo
	Date:	3/14/2010 11:40:03 AM

> There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which
makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
>
> Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo
factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 am.
>
> The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at
the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and begins to
rant about the new
> Employee.
>
> He complains that she is incredibly slow and
the whole line is backing up, putting the entire production line behind
schedule.
>
>
> The Personnel Manager decides he should see
this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory floor. When they get
there the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the
factory floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
>
> At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded
by mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge
bag of small marbles.
>
> The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a
little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew
the little package between Elmo's legs...
>
> The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter.
After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena
...
>
> 'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to
keep a straight face, 'but I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you
yesterday...'
>
> 'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles.

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