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	Name:	Summer Place -
	Subject:	Promised Land
	Date:	3/23/2010 7:04:31 PM

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land".
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> Nearly 75 years ago, Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a camel, this is the Promised Land".

> Now Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, and mortgaged the promised land…… I got so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, Savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc...I called the suicide hotline. Got a freakin' call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck........

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Promised Land - Summer Place - 3/23/2010 7:04:31 PM

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