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Name:
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HubCap
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Lawyer story
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3/29/2010 6:42:17 AM
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> One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. > Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate... > He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" > "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass." > "Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said. > "But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree." > "Bring them along," the lawyer replied. > Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us, also." > The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!" > "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.. > They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. > Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind." > "Thank you for taking all of us with you." > The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. > "The grass is almost a foot high ."
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