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HubCap
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NEGATIVE PEOPLE
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3/31/2010 5:59:20 AM
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This is something to think about when negative people are doing their
best to rain on your parade. So remember this story the next time
someone who knows nothing and cares less tries to make your life
miserable
A woman was at her hairdresser's getting her hair styled for a
trip to Rome with her husband.. She mentioned the trip to the
hairdresser, who responded:
" Rome ? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded and
dirty...You're crazy to go to Rome . So, how are you getting there?"
"We're taking Continental," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"
"Continental?" exclaimed the hairdresser. " That's a terrible
airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly,
and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?"
"We'll be at this exclusive little place over on Rome's Tiber
River called Teste."
"Don't go any further. I know that place. Everybody thinks its
gonna be something special and exclusive, but it's really a dump."
"We're going to go to see the Vatican and maybe get to see the
Pope.."
"That's rich," laughed the hairdresser. You and a million other
people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck"
A month later, the woman again came in for a hairdo.
The hairdresser asked her about her trip to Rome.
"It was wonderful," explained the woman, "not only were we on time
In one of Continental's brand new planes, but it was
overbooked, and they bumped us up to first class. The food and
wine were wonderful, and I had a handsome 28-year-old steward who
waited on me hand and foot.
And the hotel was great! They'd just finished a $5 million
remodeling job, and now it's a jewel, the finest hotel in the city. They,
too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us their owner's
suite at no extra charge!"
"Well," muttered the hairdresser, "that's all well and good, but I
know you didn't get to see the Pope."
"Actually, we were quite lucky, because as we toured the
Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder, and explained that the
Pope likes to meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to
step into his private room and wait, the Pope would personally greet
me.
Sure enough, five minutes later, the Pope walked through the
door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke a few words to me."
"Oh, really! What'd he say ?"
He said: "Where did you get that sh*ty hair style?"
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