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	Name:	Jim Dandy -
	Subject:	The Phone Call
	Date:	4/6/2010 1:10:00 PM

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to he11. While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.

Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is
finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so Putin writes him a check.

Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes.
When she is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so she writes him a check.

Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.

When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.

The devil smiles and replies: "Since Obama took over, the country has gone to he11, so it's a local call."

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The Phone Call - Jim Dandy - 4/6/2010 1:10:00 PM

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