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Name:   HubCap The author of this post is registered as a member - Email Member
Subject:   The South You Gotta Love It
Date:   6/18/2010 6:19:20 AM

 South - You Gotta Love It





> Alabama 

> A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and 
paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, 
staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. "Where's Henry?" the others 
asked. 
> "Henry had a stroke of some kind. He's a couple of 
miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied. 
> "You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer 
back?" they inquired. 
> "A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no 
one is going to steal Henry!" 


> Georgia 

> The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused 
about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some 
mathematical help. He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from 
the University of Georgia and I need some help. If I were to give you $20,000, 
minus 14%, how much would you take off?" 
> The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, 
"Everything but my earrings." 


> Louisiana 

> A senior at Louisiana was overheard saying ... "When 
the end of the world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana . "When asked why, he 
replied, "I'd rather be in Louisiana because everything happens in Louisiana 20 
years later than in the rest of the civilized world." 


> Mississippi 

> The young man from Mississippi came running into the 
store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from 
the parking lot!" Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?" 
> The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got 
the license number." 


> South Carolina 

> A man in South Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on 
the side of the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the 
car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait. A passerby studied 
the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned around and went back. He 
asked the fellow what the problem was. 
> The man replied, "I have a flat tire." 
> The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?" 
> The man responded, "When you break down they tell you 
to put flares in the front and flares in the back. I never did understand it 
neither." 


> Tennessee 

> A Tennessee State trooper pulled over a pickup on 
I-65. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?" The driver replied, "Bout whut?" 


> Texas 

> The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading 
garbage out of his pick-up into the ditch. 

> The Sheriff asked, "Why are you dumping garbage in the 
ditch? Don't you see that sign right over your head." 

> "Yep", he replied. "That's why I dumpin it here, cause 
it says: 'Fine For Dumping Garbage'." 


> You can say what you want about the South, 
> But you never hear of anyone retiring and moving North.
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The South You Gotta Love It - HubCap - 6/18/2010 6:19:20 AM



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