Don't forget to mark your calenders.
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any woman other
than his wife naked. He must commit suicide if he does. So next Sunday at 4 PM
Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely
naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists. Circling your block for one
hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their
house to prove they are not Muslims, and to demonstrate they think its okay to
see nude women other than their wife, and to show support for all American
women. Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side
is further proof of your anti-Muslim sentiment. The American Government
appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation
in this anti-terrorist activity.
God bless America !