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	Name:	Old Diver -
	Subject:	Old Sailor
	Date:	7/3/2010 4:26:26 PM

An old sailor took his wife to the mall. Becoming bored he sat down on a bench. Along came one of these creatures with the blue, green and pink hair as well as pins sticking out of everywhere.
The creature noticed the old man eyeing him and said,"Old man, didn't you ever do anything wild and crazy when you were young?"
"Well, yes," the old man said. "One day my ship put in to Subic Bay. I got in one of those bars and I got so drunk that I had sex with a parrot and I was just wondering if you could be my son?".

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Old Sailor - Old Diver - 7/3/2010 4:26:26 PM

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