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Name:   HubCap The author of this post is registered as a member - Email Member
Subject:   UP-DATE ON "UP"
Date:   7/10/2010 6:23:18 AM


 
This two-letter word in English has more meanings than any 
other two-letter word,
 and that word 
is 
'UP.'
  It is listed in the 
dictionary as an [adv], [prep], [adj], [n] or [v].
It's 
easy to understand
 UP
, meaning toward the sky 
or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning,
 why do we 
wake 
UP

 
At a meeting, why does a topic come 
UP
? Why do 
we speak
 UP
, and why are the 
officers 
UP
 for 
election
 
and why is it
 UP
 to the secretary to 
write
 
UP
 a 
report? We call
 UP
 our friends, 
brighten 
UP
 a room,
 
polish 
UP
 the 
silver, warm 
UP
 
the leftovers
 and clean
 UP
 the kitchen. We 
lock 
UP
 
the house and  
fix
 
UP
 
the old 
car. 
 
 
At other times this little word has real special 
meaning. People stir 
UP
 trouble, 
line 
UP
 for 
tickets, work 
UP
 an appetite, and think 
UP
 excuses. 
To be dressed is one 
thing but to be dressed 
UP
 is 
special.
 
 
 
 
 
 
And this 
UP
 is confusing:  A 
drain must be opened 
UP
 because it is stopped
  UP.

We 
open 
UP
 
a store in the morning but we close it 
UP
 
at 
night.
 
We seem to be pretty mixed 
UP
 
about 
UP
 ! 
To be 
knowledgeable about the proper uses of 
UP
, look 
UP
 
the word 
UP
 in the dictionary.. In a desk-sized 
dictionary, it takes 
UP
 almost 1/4 of the page and can add 
UP
 to about 
thirty definitions 
If you are 
UP
 to it, you might try building
 UP
 a list of the many ways
 
UP
 is used. It will take
 
UP
 
a lot of your time,
 
but if you don't give
 
UP
, you may 
wind 
UP
 with a hundred or 
more. 
When it threatens to rain, we say it is 
clouding 
UP
 . When the sun comes out
we say it is clearing 
UP
. When it rains, it 
soaks
 
UP
 the 
earth. When it does not rain for awhile, things dry 
UP.
 One could go on & on, but I'll wrap 
it 
UP
, for now  ........my time is
 UP
 !
 
 
Oh...one more thing: 
What is the first thing you 
do in the morning & the last thing you do at 
night? 
U
  
   P !
 
Don't
goof
 
UP
. Send this on to everyone you 
look 
UP
 in your address 
book..
  
 
 
 
Now 
I'll shut 
UP
 
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UP-DATE ON "UP" - HubCap - 7/10/2010 6:23:18 AM



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