Boat Maintenance: Look MAV...Did I get them All Right CAT???

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	Name:	CAT BOAT -
	Subject:	Look MAV...Did I get them All Right CAT???
	Date:	7/16/2010 7:36:08 PM

Leaning toward the side of "I really don't want to answer", I'll see if I can help you clear your clouded mind MAV.

ALL THIS IS WRONG.....

Run hot (hot flashes)
skip (not enough throttle needs higher RPMs, timing most be off)
backfire (poot)
take on water (water weight gain)
bilge pumps stick (urinary track infection)

PLEASE READ AND LEARN......

Run hot = When they're runnin', there HOT as firecracker. Wonderful on the eyes, full of viger and completely irresistable and full of sexy beauty!

Skip = Small quivers when you kiss them on the neck, rub there silky soft skin and whisper in there ear and tell them how pretty they are.

Backfire = When they get mad, only because you (the man) did not quite live up to there expectations, or came up a little short and they got really mad and upset and popped of something that you really did not want to hear.

Take on water = This is when, they "ease" into the lake wearing that nice bikini (you know,the one that you told her made her look so young and hot). And you remind her how great she looks all wet, and ask if you may swim with her.

Bilge pumps stick = If you screw up just ONE THING from above, just go back to the house and shut up, cause whatever is making her spew all those bad words is probably gonna continue and there is nothing you can do but hope her batteries run dead soon.

Now MAV, did you really expect me not to have an answer to this, before you burried yourself amongst the forum members???????? Just sayin'. See yall tomarrow. LMAO.