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	Name:	architect -
	Subject:	ZEN TEACHINGS
	Date:	7/25/2010 6:25:57 PM

Always remember you are unique...just like everybody else.

No one ever listens to you until you pass gas.

Never test the depth of water with both feet.

Sex is like air. It doesn't seem important until you aren't getting any.

If you think nobody cares whether you are alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.

Before being critical of someone walk a mile in ther shoes...then when you criticize them you will be a mile away and
you will have their shoes.

If at first you don't succeed....skydiving is probably not for you.

Give a man a fish and he eats for a day...teach a man to fish and he will spend all day in a boat drinking beer.

If you lend someone $20 and then never hear from them again it was probably well worth your investment.

If you always tell the truth you never have to remember anything.

Don't worry...it is only kinky the first time.

Some days you are a dog and some days you are a fire hydrant.

There are two accepted theories of how to argue with a woman and neither works.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.

You generally aren't learning anything if your lips are moving.

Experience is something gained immediately after you need it.

We are born naked, wet,cold, wrinkled and hungry and get slapped on the butt....and then things start to get worse.

And finally......Never ever under any circumstances or for any reason take a sleepin pill and a laxative on the same
night before going to bed!

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