Blue Necks are Northerners -- the opposite of Rednecks.

( Because of Redneck jokes, here are some takes on how Southern folks look at Northerners (or how Northerners sometimes think of themselves). 

YOU JUST MIGHT BE A BLUE NECK IF...

Instead of referring to two or more people as  "Y'all," you call  them "you guys," even if both of them are  women. 

You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook  outside." 

You think Heinz Ketchup is REALLY SPICY. 

You would never stop to buy something somebody was  cooking on  the side of the road. (e.g., boiled peanuts). 

You don't have any problems pronouncing  "Worcestershire sauce"  correctly. 

For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes-au-gratin  to grits. 

You don't know what a moon pie is. 

You've never had an RC Cola. 

You've never, ever eaten okra -- fried, boiled,  or pickled. 

You eat fried chicken with a knife and fork. 

You've never seen a live chicken, and the only  cows you've seen  are on road trips. 

You have no idea what a polecat is. 

You don't see anything wrong with putting a  sweater on your dog. 

You don't have bangs. 

You would rather have your son become a lawyer than  grow up to  get his own TV fishing show. 

You drink either "Pop" or  "Soda"- instead of "Cokes." 

You've never eaten and don't know how to  make a tomato sandwich. 

You have never planned your summer vacation around  a  gun-'n-knife show. 

You think more money should go to important  scientific research  at your university than to pay the salary of the  head football  coach. 

You don't even have one can of WD-40 somewhere  around the house. 

The last time you smiled was when you blocked  someone from  getting on an on-ramp to the highway. 

You don't have any hats in your closet that  advertise feed stores. 

You have more than one professional sports team in  your home state. 

You call binoculars opera glasses. 

You can't spit out the car window without  pulling over to the  side of the road and stopping. 

You don't know anyone with at least two f