A Real Man        A real man is a woman's best friend. He will  never stand her up and never let her down.  He will reassure her when she feels insecure and comfort her after a bad day.        He will inspire her to do things she never  thought she could do; to live without fear  and forget regret. He will enable her to  express her deepest emotions and give in to  her most intimate desires. He will make sure  she always feels as though she's the most  beautiful woman in the room and will enable  her to be the most confident, sexy,  seductive, and invincible.        No wait... sorry... I'm thinking of wine.It’s wine that does all that....... Never mind.