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	Name:	architect -
	Subject:	At the business convention
	Date:	9/3/2010 4:53:50 PM

A business executive attending a convention is trying to get "to know" a blonde at the convention hotel bar. He buys drink after drink for both of them while trying to interest her in going up to his luxury suite. She plays it coy. After hours of drinks they are both knee walking drunk. Finally when the bar closes he talks her in to going up stairs with the promise he has more booze in his room. He opens the door and leads her into the bedroom. Immediately she spies a large bright brass decorative gong standing by the bedroom wall. "Oh that is beautiful, what is it?" "let me show you baby" he replies and picks up a mallet and gives the gong three strong whacks. The booming sound echos around the room as the blonde laughs and covers her ears. After a few seconds an angry shout comes from the other side of the wall "Hey you dumba**!!!... Its 3:20 in the morning!!!" The blonde squeals "Oh...its a talking clock!"

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At the business convention - architect - 9/3/2010 4:53:50 PM

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