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	Name:	architect -
	Subject:	George Carlin's wit and wisdom
	Date:	9/4/2010 6:27:57 PM

14 lesser known of Murphy's Laws:

1/   Light travels faster than sound...That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

2/   He who laughs last thinks slowest

3/   Change is inevitable...except from a vending machine

4/   Those who live by the sword usually get shot by someone who doesn't

5/   Nothing is foolproof to a really talented fool

6/   Statistics has the 50/50/90 rule...Anytime you have a 50/50 chance of getting something right, there is a
  90% probability you will get it wrong

7/   If you line up all the cars in the world end to end, some idiot will try to pass them 5 or 6 at a time while
drunk, on a hill, in a curve through the fog

8/   If the shoe fits try to get another one just like it except mirror image

9/   The things that come to those who wait will be the stuff left behind by those who got there first

10/ A flashlight is a metal tube used to store dead batteries

11/ Give a man a fish and he eats for a day...teach a man to fish and he will spend all day in a boat drinking
   beer

12/ The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in the dark

13/ A fine is a tax for doing bad...a tax is a fine for doing good

14/ When you are hauled into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who are so stupid they
  couldn't get out of jury duty

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