Jokes: Technical Terms for Country Folk
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HubCap
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Technical Terms for Country Folk
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9/12/2010 6:10:11 PM
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Log on: making a wood stove hotter Log off: don't add no more wood Monitor: keeping an eye on the wood stove Download: gettin the farwood off the truck Mega Hertz: when yer not keerful getting the farwood Floppy disc: whatcha git from tryin to carry too much farwood Ram: that thar thing what splits the farwood Hard drive: gettin home in the winter time Prompt: whut the mail ain't in the winter time Windows: what to shut when it's cold outside Screen: what to shut when it's blak fly season Byte: what dem flys do Chip: munchies fer the TV Micro Chip: whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag Modem: whacha did to the hay fields Dot Matrix: Old Dan Matrix's wife Lap Top: whar the kitty sleeps Keyboard: whar ya hang the keys Software: them plastic forks and knifes Mouse: what eats the grain in the barn Mouse Pad: that hippie talk for the rat hole Main frame: holds up the barn ruf Port: fancy Flatlander wine Enter: northerner talk fer C'Mon in y'all Random Access Memory: when ya cain't 'member what ya paid fer the......
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