Jokes: Control tower/airline pilot chatter
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Name:
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rude evin
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Subject:
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Control tower/airline pilot chatter
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10/1/2010 10:25:17 AM
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One day the pilot of a Cherokee 180 was told by the tower to hold short of the runway while a DC-8 landed. The DC-8 landed, rolled out , turned around , and taxied back past the Cherokee. Some quick-witted comedian in the DC-8 crew got on the radio and said "What a cute little plane. Did you make it all by your self?" The Cherokee pilot, not about to let the insult go by, came back with a real zinger: "I made it out of DC-8 parts. Another landing like yours and I'll have enough parts for another one."
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Tower: "Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact departure on frequence 124.7"
Eastern 702: "Tower, Eastern 702 switching to departure. By the way, after we lifted off we saw some kind of dead animal on the far end of the runway."
Tower: "Continental 635 cleared for takeoff behind Eastern 702, contact departure on freq 124.7. Did you copy that report from Eastern 702?"
Continental 635: "Continental 635, cleared for takeoff, roger; and yes we copied Eastern........We've already notified our caterers."
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