> The boss of 
> a Madison Avenue advertising agency called a spontaneous staff 
> meeting in the middle of a particularly stressful week. (This is one pretty 
> sharp boss!) When everyone gathered, the boss, who understood the benefits of 
> having fun, told the burnt out staff the purpose of the meeting was to have a 
> quick contest. The theme: Viagra advertising slogans. The only rule was 
> they had to use past ad slogans, originally written for other products that 
> captured the essence of Viagra. Slight variations were acceptable. 
> 
> 
> 
> About 7 minutes later, they turned in their suggestions and created a Top 10 
> List.. With all the laughter and camaraderie, the rest of the week went very 
> well for everyone! The top 10 were: 
> 
> 10. Viagra, Whaazzzz up! 
> 
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> 9. Viagra, The quicker pecker picker upper. 
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> 8. Viagra, like a rock ! 
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> 7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there overnight. 
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> 6. Viagra , Be all that you can be. 
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> 5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone. 
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> 4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. 
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> 3. Viagra, Home of the whopper! 
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> 2. Viagra, We bring good things to Life! 
> 
> 
> And the unanimous number one slogan: 
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> 
> 
> 1. This is your pen*s... This is your pen*s on drugs