This is probably the funniest date story ever, first date or not!!! We have all 
had bad dates but this takes the cake. 
 
Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a 
woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. 
 
There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize! 
 
She said it was midwinter...Snowing and quite cold... And the guy had taken her 
skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City , Utah . It was a day trip (no 
overnight). They were strangers, after all, and had never met before. 
 
The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late 
that afternoon. 
 
They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize 
that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away 
from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion 
suggested she try to hold it, which she did for awhile. Unfortunately, because 
of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he 
had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of 
his car. 
 
They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down 
and started. In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt 
rest against the rear fender to steady herself. 
 
Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a 
real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the 
relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. 
 
Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation. As she bent 
to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued 
against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came 
to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was 
quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem, due to the extreme cold. 
 
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered 
her date's concerns about' what is taking so long' with a reply that indeed, she 
was 'freezing her butt off' and in need of some assistance! He came around the 
car as she tried to cover herself with her sweater and then, as she looked 
imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and 
when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma. 
 
Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real 
problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from 
the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the 
predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one 
way to get her free. 
 
So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his 
pants and pee her butt off the fender. 
 
As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands 
down. 
 
Or perhaps that should be 'pants down. ' And you thought your first date was 
embarrassing. 
 
Jay Leno's comment...'This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.' 
 
Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband and was sitting 
next to her on the Leno show.